Oddly Specific Ratings

Brass Monkey

We’re already constantly judging the people & things around us–we might as well make it official. This handy, portable box by Brass Monkey includes 100 unique ‘evaluations’ for daily life. There are cards for everything from ‘You are really talented at being a terrible driver’ to ‘My compliments on the intercourse. Your hard work didn’t go unnoticed.’ You’ll be ready to review anything–including this product description. We’d give it three lackluster stars...at best.